So lemme get this straight
I’m sick, all the symptoms of the flu.
I take my temperature.
its 101.8, retake it, its 100.8
Tell my mom and she screams
Its 3 degrees above normal. you’re fine.
so, I say
well, does it matter that it was 101.8 the first time i took it?
Then another scream, knock your shit off and go the fuck away.
Woots for child abuse(:
